me I wish the goblins would come take me away.

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Not a spoiler free blog. Also I tend not to tag shit, like at all mostly. I reblog NSFW stuff occasionally, but I do tag that. And I multiship sometimes. Basically, I'm not a good blog to follow if you blacklist stuff or care about what pops up on your dash. Sorry (not sorry).

I ship Klaine, CrissColfer, Romione, Stony, Britin, Chryed, Sterek, Cridell (that is me and Darren Criss), Chrisneyland, Wall-E/Eve, Glenn/Maggie, and whatever the hell else I feel like.

I like Glee, Harry Potter, Disney, Friends, QAF, Marvel, Jane Austen, 80's movies and horror movies, and whatever the hell else I feel like.

I am insanely introverted, I love to laugh, I have a head full of useless knowledge, I tend to hate on myself sometimes, I suck at math, I love to eat, I have never been in a relationship, I am brutally honest, I have no filter, I swear a lot, I am probably a bit too opinionated for my own good, and I like my eyes.
Posts tagged this is what everyone is reading?.

"His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young."

50 Shades of Grey

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